In which the Snark strikes again…here are ten ways to bring your writing day to a grinding halt.
Wait to start writing until inspiration hits you.
Neglect your coffee maker.
Depend on optimal circumstances for writing.
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Give in to the “I’m just not feeling it” vibe.
Keep social media tabs open in the background.
Get overwhelmed by unattainable word-count goals.
Do everything your cat demands of you.
Make edits at the end of each paragraph.
Stop believing that you can, in fact, sit down and write.
Have you been following these steps today? Then congratulations! You’ve killed your writing for the day. Hurray for you! Thank you for participating, and come again soon.